Celestial Passport Certificate
One of the most popular items available from CQ.
$30.00
One of the most popular items available from CQ. The CP relieves you of years of anxiety and uncertainty while also ending that burdensome weekly tithe. For a one time con-
sideration CQ will guarantee your Eternal Afterlife with Concierge Service and for limited time the *Deluxe Skybox Edition. Remember only CQ offers complete satisfaction or double your tithe back guarantee. Hurry the sun only has 2.5.to.3.billion years of fuel.
Signing Statement
*Skyboxes subject to availability on a first come first serve basis I strongly recommend you act now wait times can seem like eternity! Sky Boxes special orders require CP PI and IOU.
All certificates are also available in Silver, Gold or Platinum editions with custom options upon request just let me know your needs and I’ll move heaven and hell to fulfill your wishes.