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  For Citizens who do not subscribe to the talking snake or similar theories.

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- Carbon Waiver Certificate
  
  $30.00
  
  See your name in the richly framed Carbon Waiver.
- Celestial Passport Certificate
  
  $30.00
  
  One of the most popular items available from CQ.
- Plenary Indulgences Certificate
  
  $30.00
  
  The most controversial and frankly greatest demand is for the Plenary Indulgences.

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